15 Emails All 30-Somethings Would Love To Find In Their Inbox

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By Jillian Stacia

We’ve all been there. It’s 2 PM on a Wednesday, and we’re up to our eyeballs in emails. Between work, family engagements, personal upkeep and that little thing we like to call a social life, our inbox has reached maximum capacity. And usually it’s not good news. Another bill due. Another doctor’s appointment to confirm. Another work assignment. Blah. Blah. Blah.

But the beauty of email is that you never know what’s going to pop up next. To help you keep the faith, here are 15 magical emails that every 30 something would love to find in their inbox:

  1. Sayonara, Student Loans! Enjoy Your New Debt-Free Life

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  1. New Study Announces Health Benefits of Eating Chipotle

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  1. Beyond Cereal: Free Groceries For A Month

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  1. Meet Bob, Your Personal Handyman and Laundry Folder

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  1. Take A Break. Grab A Coffee. You Deserve It.

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  1. Monday Miracles: Your Dinner Is Magically Cooked And Waiting For You

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  1. Congratulations, You Get A Promotion Without Any More Responsibility Or Extended Work Hours

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  1. Stay Home And Read Today. Work Can Wait.

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  1. How To Stop Comparing Yourself To Random People On The Internet

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  1. Welcome to the Wine of the Month Club!

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  1. Social Media Proven To Cause Rapid Stupidity And Decreased Brain Function. Government Mandate To Remove From Society.

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  1. Nap Time Now Federally Recognized

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  1. Ice Cream Scientifically Proven to Burn Calories

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  1. Work Life Balance: The Secret Formula

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  1. What To Do When Your Mother-In-Law Won’t Stop Calling You

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Okay, so maybe these emails won’t be popping up in your inbox anytime soon. But a girl can dream! What would your fantasy email be? Tell us below in the comments!


Jillian is part of the Contributing Writer Network at Thirty On Tap. The views and opinions expressed in Contributing Writer articles reflect those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of the site. 

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